Month: January 2012
The “Privatization” of North Miami
I haven’t yet decided where I stand on the issue of privatizing the sanitation department here in North Miami Beach. I’m still waiting to see what the private companies are willing to offer and to…
CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
Character Profile “Snidely Whiplash” Real Name: Snidely Whiplash Sex: Male Occupation: Arch Villain Home: Canada Education: Schoolhouse Rock Tag Line: Oh curses, foiled again! Biography: Will Canada ever be safe? How many damsels can you…
Stupid Cop Tricks
My most vivid recollection from my youth was that the school day always started promptly. No matter what classroom I entered, even before the school bell rang the teacher was already on her feet at…
Stupid Editor Tricks
There is no mystery to the demise of the daily paper. Newspaper Death Watch claims that the reason newspapers across the country are going out of business is, “The daily newspaper as we know it…
Smack Down in North Miami
WTF is going on in North Miami? Yeah, I know. I have enough things to write about here in North Miami Beach. And, I promise I’ll get to it this week, but I just received…
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
Almost as repugnant as the dimwitted cops who bluster on their puerile LEOAffairs.com website, the noxious fumes emanating from the outdoor barbeque pit at Northeast Second Avenue and North Miami Beach Boulevard four days a…
Don’t Mess With Texas!
Okay, so the Biscayne Times reporter didn’t exactly Mess With Texas. I just like saying that. But, he might as well have since he Messed With North Miami Beach Councilwoman Barbara Kramer. Granted, when he…
